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Old 12-10-2002, 02:03 AM   #1
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Do you find this joke funny??

A young guy and an older woman just finish having sex at her house. The guy, tired from his intense performance, turns to the woman and says, "Damn, I need a cigarette....you got a lighter?". She replies, "Yeah sweety, its in the draw of the nightstand", so he goes to look for it and comes across a picture of some man in there. He says, nervously, "Uh...is this your husband?", she pulls up close to him and replies, "No silly". He's a little more relieved but still wants to know who it is, so he says, "OK, this has to be your boyfriend then, right?". She gets even closer and starts giving him little love nibbles on the ear, replying, "No you big stallion". Now he's totally confused, "Well, who is it??". She's making her way down to his package now and says, "Thats me before the operation"
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Old 12-10-2002, 07:10 AM   #2
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Old 12-10-2002, 08:04 AM   #3
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LOL
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Old 12-10-2002, 12:21 PM   #4
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didn't even make me smile
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Old 12-10-2002, 01:56 PM   #5
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i didn't care for it.
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Old 12-10-2002, 02:29 PM   #6
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It was really funny, but you posted it on Chat-O-Rama....
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Old 12-10-2002, 03:58 PM   #7
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hahaha thats funny
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