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Greatest lines in movies ever?
Okay similar to my other thread but sue me!
 Kindergarten Cop- "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina".  Rocky- "Adrian.....Adrian". Terminator 2- "Why do you cry"? The Green Mile- "Chief...it hurts".
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i love that one, b/c Sly sounds a bit, um, retarded when he yells it. and i love doing the ol' retard voice. sure, god prolly hates me for it....
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T2 ~ I,ll Be Back
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The whole first hour of Full Metal Jacket is great.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo. --- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. --- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. [grabs private Cowboy] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh? Private Cowboy: Sir No Sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you. --- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. --- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle; do you think I'm funny? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well any fucking time sweetheart! Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE! Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: God dammit with my hand numb nuts. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I can't hear you. Private Gomer Pyle: [Louder] Sir, yes sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair. Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES SIR! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up. Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes sir. --- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck.
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Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
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"STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!" -- Jim Carrey in Liar Liar
"Of course it's hard. If it wasn't hard everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great." -- Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own "Vous méritez de mourir." -- Iréne Jacob in Trois Couleurs: Rouge (Translation: "You deserve to die." -- Irene Jacob in Three Colors: Red) "You like pain? Try wearing a corset." -- Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean "I see you're drinking 1% [milk]. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." -- Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite "I caught you a delicious bass." -- Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite "This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch." -- Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite Napoleon: Well no one's going to go out with me now. Pedro: Why? Napoleon: Because I don't have any good skills. Pedro: What do you mean? Napoleon: You know, like, numbchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. "Tina you fat lard. Come get some dinner." -- Jon Heder in Napoleon Dynamite H-D 
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thats has to be my fave line from that movie
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Steve, sounds like you've seen Full Metal Jacket once or twice!
 I'll have to think about this topic because there are so so so so so many good movie lines. Off the top of my head:The Empire Strikes Back Princess Lea: I love you Han Solo: I know Monty Python - Holy Grail He must be the king, he hasn't got any shit on him. The Graduate: Plastics. .........more to follow, I'm sure. edited to add: this is Teri, not Kerri. I'm using her computer and I didn't realize I'm logged in as her. Oooops. 
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You and Kerri know eachother that well? Oh I didn't realise that.....cool. The Life of Brian is the funniest movie and that whole monty python series is hilarious. The bit where John Cleese's character is teaching his students about sex is hysterical.
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Do the chickens have large talons?
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man, Napoleon Dynamite frickin' rules! i swear, half the movie is nothing but memorable quotes.
are you going to eat the rest of your tots? is that 1% you're drinking?....... you're just jealous because i've been chatting online with babes all day.... i used to be able to throw a football a quarter of a mile tina you fat lard, come get dinner! and so the list continues....
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Yup...this is really Kerri this time  ...
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Adam Sandler and Bob Barkers fight scene in Happy Gilmore after Happy knocks Bob on his ass...
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LOL, that is the only Adam Sandler movie I can tolerate, mostly because he wears a Boston Bruins jersey
...that is a funny scene, though.
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Yes, Hide, we're very good friends, I hung out with her last night after the AB show in Philly. And when I posted that movie quote, I messed up and listed Life of Brian instead of Holy Grail, which was the movie from which that line came.
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