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Old 01-22-2005, 03:58 AM   #31
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Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) Well considering you asked so nicely.....LMAO
Oooh, I'm privellaged! Lmao ths is too funny

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) lol yes it is, we're bad.....really bad. if i ever have a daughter and teenage guys come over i'm going to give him hell! LOL
Oh no, you can't be the Daddy from hell, your daughter will hate you!
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:55 PM   #32
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im off subject here, but im LMAO, Because its like the first time i noticed this icon >>>>
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:55 PM   #33
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Lots of good quotes there. I think on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Jeff Foxworty said somehting like women wonder if men are more complex than they seem. He said no, men just want a beer and want to see something naked.
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Old 01-22-2005, 06:26 PM   #34
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Quote: (Originally Posted by R U Ready?) Lots of good quotes there. I think on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Jeff Foxworty said somehting like women wonder if men are more complex than they seem. He said no, men just want a beer and want to see something naked.
LOL. Yeah, I remember that. He said from the time we exit the womb until we enter into the grave, that's what we're thinking. Even an 80 year old guy in a nursing home hobbling around with a walker is thinking "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see somethin' naked. Whoa! Not that! Not that!" lol.


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Old 01-22-2005, 11:01 PM   #35
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Eeew ... old men ... *shudders*
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See the bird with the leaf in her mouth
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:27 PM   #36
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Quote: (Originally Posted by R U Ready?) Lots of good quotes there. I think on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Jeff Foxworty said somehting like women wonder if men are more complex than they seem. He said no, men just want a beer and want to see something naked.


lol its girls who tend to read too much into things, us guys really don't really ask for much! lol
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:28 PM   #37
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Quote: (Originally Posted by - hayley -) Oooh, I'm privellaged! Lmao ths is too funny

Ah what are you doing? I'm bleeding.....i'm bleeding! LMAO


Quote: (Originally Posted by - hayley -) Oh no, you can't be the Daddy from hell, your daughter will hate you!
Yeah but I was a teenage guy not too long ago and I so know how they think. Therefore there will be cavity searches any lie detector tests of any guy who walks into the house who is over the age of 13 and not related. hehe jk
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:42 PM   #38
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yeah, my idea of a great time? a chair, 2 free hands & ESPN on the tv. one hand w/ a beer, maybe a paper or magazine in the other. oh, and the most important part: a hot chick riding your cock.
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Old 01-23-2005, 12:00 AM   #39
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Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) Ah what are you doing? I'm bleeding.....i'm bleeding! LMAO
Oh dude ... that was mean ... From what I'm told, I'm good! LMAO

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) Yeah but I was a teenage guy not too long ago and I so know how they think. Therefore there will be cavity searches any lie detector tests of any guy who walks into the house who is over the age of 13 and not related. hehe jk
A lie decector test, just like my Dad

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) oh, and the most important part: a hot chick riding your cock.
Geesh, what a lovely way to put it
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Old 01-23-2005, 12:13 AM   #40
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Quote: (Originally Posted by - hayley -) Oh dude ... that was mean ... From what I'm told, I'm good! LMAO
I think I'm going to be out of action for a couple of days......LOL. lol this is funny.....


Quote: (Originally Posted by - hayley -) A lie decector test, just like my Dad
hehehe you can never be too careful with these boys i tell ya!


Quote: (Originally Posted by - hayley -) Geesh, what a lovely way to put it
Yeah thats something you'ld hear in the changerooms in your footy team......all class lol.
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Old 01-23-2005, 03:18 AM   #41
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Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) I think I'm going to be out of action for a couple of days......LOL. lol this is funny.....
A couple of days? Well at least I didn't do too much damage!

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) hehehe you can never be too careful with these boys i tell ya!
Yeah, I guess you're right! hehe
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After the flood all the colours came out.'

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Old 01-23-2005, 05:09 AM   #42
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Quote: (Originally Posted by - hayley -) A couple of days? Well at least I didn't do too much damage!
I'm wounded but my little solider will fight on!


Quote: (Originally Posted by - hayley -) Yeah, I guess you're right! hehe
What's this magazine in your bag young man? LOL
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Old 01-23-2005, 05:26 AM   #43
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Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) I'm wounded but my little solider will fight on!
Lol ... Little soldier?

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) What's this magazine in your bag young man? LOL
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Old 01-23-2005, 06:30 PM   #44
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Quote: (Originally Posted by - hayley -) Lol ... Little soldier?

lol i just knew you were going to pick that up, i guess i did leave myself open for that line!
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:46 PM   #45
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