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Old 04-16-2004, 06:45 PM   #1
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An American Education (funny stuff)

Supposidly, this kid actually turned in these essays for classes. I hope this doesn't reflect the US as in illeterate nation. But they are really funny. Check 'em out here.


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Gonna make the most of it

Today I'm gonna love my enemies
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Make a change, make the world a better place
'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late


--lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet
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Old 04-16-2004, 10:22 PM   #2
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wow
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that's awful
i'm afraid to wonder what grade that kid is in. i feel sorry for the teacher having to grade that shit. i'd be unable to control myself, prolly rip it up and pitch it.
wow.
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Old 04-16-2004, 11:29 PM   #3
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hmmmmmmm
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Old 04-17-2004, 02:35 AM   #4
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omg. all i can say is wow.
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Old 04-17-2004, 03:33 AM   #5
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I bet you that he watches MTV all day.
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Old 04-17-2004, 03:37 AM   #6
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i bet you that he does drugs all day.
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B/c i've seen more spine in jellyfish
and ive seen more guts on 11 year old kids.
Have another drink and drive yourself home
I hope theres ice on all the roads
and think of me when you forget your seatbelt
and again when your head goes through the windshield.
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Old 04-17-2004, 04:00 AM   #7
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Quote: (Originally Posted by facelessman) i bet you that he does drugs all day.

This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs and its after effects .
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Old 04-17-2004, 04:05 AM   #8
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I actually read it. The kid is a genius! He is so witty. He seriously needs some dope to calm himself down. How ironic it is that his name is Jeremy (PJ fans out there, know what I'm talking about)!
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Trees of Wisdom) This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs and its after effects .
lol
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Trees of Wisdom) How ironic it is that his name is Jeremy (PJ fans out there, know what I'm talking about)!
interesting...
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and again when your head goes through the windshield.
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Old 04-17-2004, 03:27 PM   #11
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that kid has got to be on something.... prolly mtv, like Trees already said
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Old 04-17-2004, 05:25 PM   #12
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Trees of Wisdom) How ironic it is that his name is Jeremy (PJ fans out there, know what I'm talking about)!
Hmmmmm. I didn't think of that. Very interesting...


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'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late


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Old 04-19-2004, 04:29 AM   #13
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My god that was hilarious! The peruvian god tangent was genius, absolute genius.

Comedy. Fucking. Gold.


Once I was in a science exam and didn't know the answer to a question so I answered "Because God willed it so". The teacher called me in after class and told me to take it more seriously. Whatever dude...
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Trees of Wisdom) I actually read it. The kid is a genius! He is so witty. He seriously needs some dope to calm himself down. How ironic it is that his name is Jeremy (PJ fans out there, know what I'm talking about)!
I dont get it. Where is the correlation between a Jeremy creating amazing pieces of writing like those above and a song about a Jeremy killing himself in class?

Dude! Youre name's Ben? My names Ben too! How ironic!
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Old 04-19-2004, 02:22 PM   #15
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Said Eyes) I dont get it. Where is the correlation between a Jeremy creating amazing pieces of writing like those above and a song about a Jeremy killing himself in class?

Dude! Youre name's Ben? My names Ben too! How ironic!

It's just funny that the weirdo kid's name is Jeremy. Kind of like a stereotype if you want to think of it that way.
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