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01-17-2005, 01:47 PM | #1 |
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Unpublished Children's Books (funny)
- You Were an Accident
- Strangers Have the Best Candy - The Little Sissy Who Snitched - Some Kittens Can Fly - Getting More Chocolate on Your Face - Where Would You Like to Be Buried? - Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her - All Dogs Go to Hell - The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking - When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It - Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia - What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog? - Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? - Your Daddy Drinks Because You - Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver - You Are Different and That's Bad - Pop Goes The Hamster, And Other Great Microwave Games - The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad - The Tickling Babysitter - Babar Meets the Taxidermist - Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence - The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables - Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy's Purse - The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy - Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will - The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead - How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School - Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear - Barney: The Prison Years - It's All Your Fault: A Guide to Living in a Single Parent Home H-D
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Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake" |
01-17-2005, 03:10 PM | #2 |
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa I Like You Were An Accident Who We Read Their kid That, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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Hush child I,ll tell you why you have Loved Me when you were weak you have given me unselfishly Kept you From Falling Falling everywhere But Your Kness you set me free to live my life you become my Reason To Survive The Great Divide you Set Me Free Ooh Our Love Is Beautiful Ooh isn,t This Beautiful Child It Seems You Have Been My Everything |
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