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08-16-2003, 03:22 PM | #1 |
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I gotta need a joke...Help me!
Hey guys...I gotta need a very quick and VERY bad American joke...Can you guys help me out?
At least I hope so!
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I know some Yo Mama jokes
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Go ahead Julie! I'm happy for all of 'em! As bed as better! (or how to say it)
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Yo Mamas like a brick Shes flat and gets laid by mexicans
I got that from someone else here Can't remember who though
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Okay...Yeah, that's a bad one! Please keep wroting! That's only one, I want more!
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Julie! Spank Spank!!! LOL!!!! :P |
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Re: I gotta need a joke...Help me!
You know how you can tell a blonde has been useing her vibrater? Her two front teeth are chipped....:P |
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Sorry:embarass: I usually don't tell dirty jokes like that:embarass:
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that would be me
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Oh ya! It was you Dan
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how bout these-
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac? i dont have a cadilac in my garage! Whats worse than 5 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 5 trees! whats small, red, and scratches at the window? a baby in a microwave!
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Those were kinda sick :eye:
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oh yeah!
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I had a friend that use to tell those kinda jokes all the time
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Yeah, that's good Jim! Keep jokeing!
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