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04-16-2004, 06:45 PM | #1 |
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An American Education (funny stuff)
Supposidly, this kid actually turned in these essays for classes. I hope this doesn't reflect the US as in illeterate nation. But they are really funny. Check 'em out here.
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wow
wow wow that's awful i'm afraid to wonder what grade that kid is in. i feel sorry for the teacher having to grade that shit. i'd be unable to control myself, prolly rip it up and pitch it. wow.
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hmmmmmmm
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04-17-2004, 02:35 AM | #4 |
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omg. all i can say is wow.
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I bet you that he watches MTV all day.
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i bet you that he does drugs all day.
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This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs and its after effects .
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I actually read it. The kid is a genius! He is so witty. He seriously needs some dope to calm himself down. How ironic it is that his name is Jeremy (PJ fans out there, know what I'm talking about)!
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lol
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interesting...
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that kid has got to be on something.... prolly mtv, like Trees already said
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Hmmmmm. I didn't think of that. Very interesting...
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My god that was hilarious! The peruvian god tangent was genius, absolute genius.
Comedy. Fucking. Gold. Once I was in a science exam and didn't know the answer to a question so I answered "Because God willed it so". The teacher called me in after class and told me to take it more seriously. Whatever dude... |
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I dont get it. Where is the correlation between a Jeremy creating amazing pieces of writing like those above and a song about a Jeremy killing himself in class?
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It's just funny that the weirdo kid's name is Jeremy. Kind of like a stereotype if you want to think of it that way.
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