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Old 03-14-2004, 08:04 PM   #1
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I heard a funny joke today!

Not sure how this will come across being read and not said, but I will give it a shot. If you've already heard it, I apologise, but I hadn't, and I found it pretty funny. I hope I can type it well.

You basically have to tell it like you are telling a story that actually happened.

ME: "Hey, have you heard about that new "voice activated" radio?"

YOU: "No, I haven't, what is it?"

ME: "Well, I met this guy who has one, and he said you just speak to it and it will play whatever, like if you say ROCK, it will play a Rock song, or if you say COUNTRY, it will play a Country song."

YOU: "Well that's pretty neat!"

ME: "Yes it is, he said he was driving in his car, listening to it the other day, and some kids ran out in the road in front of him, and he yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and it started playing MICHAEL JACKSON."



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Old 03-14-2004, 08:28 PM   #2
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I guess I did it okay. It may not be as funny when you read it. I was in tears.
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Old 03-14-2004, 08:43 PM   #3
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LOL
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Old 03-14-2004, 08:45 PM   #4
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LOL! Good one!
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Old 03-14-2004, 08:46 PM   #5
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Holy shit!!! That's fucking hilarious!!!!!!
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Old 03-14-2004, 08:53 PM   #6
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haha thats awesome
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Old 03-14-2004, 09:29 PM   #7
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Well good, atleast I know I didn't explain it badly. I was crackin' up.
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Old 03-14-2004, 09:38 PM   #8
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Carrie, that's too funny!!
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Old 03-14-2004, 09:42 PM   #9
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LOL!!!!! That's great, you told the story well!
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Old 03-14-2004, 10:01 PM   #10
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LMFAO!!!

Good one Carrie!
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Old 03-15-2004, 12:09 AM   #11
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it's only a matter of time before Lech reads it and starts bitching b/c it's hateful towards Michael Jackson and child molestors around the globe....
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Old 03-15-2004, 12:17 AM   #12
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Oh man. I'm gonna have to remember that one!


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Old 03-15-2004, 01:06 AM   #13
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Quote: (Originally Posted by BearFan) it's only a matter of time before Lech reads it and starts bitching b/c it's hateful towards Michael Jackson and child molestors around the globe....

Yeah, he and I go way back in the "pissing off" department. It's been awhile since I have made any Bjork comments, so this was long overdue.
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Quote: (Originally Posted by hotforscott) Yeah, he and I go way back in the "pissing off" department. It's been awhile since I have made any Bjork comments, so this was long overdue.
wait.... you're saying Lech, Mr. Macho-Hater, likes Bjork? wow......
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Quote: (Originally Posted by BearFan) wait.... you're saying Lech, Mr. Macho-Hater, likes Bjork? wow......

Yep, he likes Bjork........you can't say anything bad about her without getting a lecture. We all got a kick out of talking about her "Duck" dress that she wore to an award show or something and he got all bent out of whack. Then a few months later, we all discovered that not only was she wearing a big feathered duck dress......get this........her purse was an Egg. LOL! I had fun for days with that one.

Maybe his ears will start ringing and he will come see what the heck is going on. Maybe he can start a "Candlelight Vigel" thread in Bjork's honor. I would attend with the upmost respect.
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