The "Inanimate Object" Name Game

[bilal]

knife

[metalchris25]

eaten pork.

[bilal]

kerosene

[metalchris25]

eggshell

[bilal]

lamp post accross the corner of the hooker street giving support to tired waiting hookers

[Higher_Desire]

slow moving old man gettin hopped up on cocaine in the bad part of town before going to pick up one said hooker by the lamp post on a humid summer night in july


H-D

[metalchris25]

Your hopped up old man that had a heart attack inflicted by the hooker.

[Higher_Desire]

ridicuously overpriced gasoline at the pumps downtown


H-D

[metalchris25]

noodle

[bilal]

eagle that snagged the cat that just ate a rat which came out of the dynamite factory with one in its tummy and was just finishing eating the tip of a match......

[Higher_Desire]

help wanted sign in the window of the old general store where that family of six was shot-up by a madman weilding a rifle and a pistol in his belt as he spit out a wad of tobbacco on the creeky wooden floor


H-D

[bilal]

ring on the dead splitted finger lying in the dirt of the suicide bomber who blew up the truck he was driving....full of Iraqi men ..promised to give em labour but gave em death............

[metalchris25]

hat being worn by the giant wombat that robbed the 7 11 and left the store on fire which caused the gas tanks to explode killing all 666 of the newborns protesting outside the abortion clinic.

[bilal]

^ wow

Cheetah that thought it can fly

[Higher_Desire]

yellow winged butterfly that got caught in an updrift and slammed into the window of an apartment on the third floor and left a big goo mark on the glass


H-D