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RMadd · 03-17-2005, 12:32 AM

chili dog? i've never heard of it, but if i had to guess, it's where a dude sticks his wang in the chick's bunghole and she craps on it (hopefully inadvertently)

donkeypunch (according to the most approved defintion on urbandictionary.com):
When one is engaged in either gay or straight anal sex and right before the giver ejaculates into the receiver's ass, the giver punches the receiver in the back of the head, which intern causes the receivers ass muscles to tighten which results in a more pleasureful cum.
"I donkeypunched your mother last night"

aussiecreeder · 03-17-2005, 12:55 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) chili dog? i've never heard of it, but if i had to guess, it's where a dude sticks his wang in the chick's bunghole and she craps on it (hopefully inadvertently)

donkeypunch (according to the most approved defintion on urbandictionary.com):
When one is engaged in either gay or straight anal sex and right before the giver ejaculates into the receiver's ass, the giver punches the receiver in the back of the head, which intern causes the receivers ass muscles to tighten which results in a more pleasureful cum.
"I donkeypunched your mother last night"

yeah nothing saids i love you like a punch in the back of the head.......

Higher_Desire · 03-17-2005, 05:57 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Wylde-Tremonti) Has anyone heard of a "Chili Dog?" if you have... I Feel sorry for you... lol

Haven't heard of that, but I hope it's better than a Russian Candycane...

H-D

Wylde-Tremonti · 03-17-2005, 06:15 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) chili dog? i've never heard of it, but if i had to guess, it's where a dude sticks his wang in the chick's bunghole and she craps on it (hopefully inadvertently)

That's Pretty Close... but it's accually where a Guy (And this is Really Frickin gross so if you're at all squimish you might want to look away... lol) Takes a Dump on a Girl's Chest and then Titty fucks her!!!

Yeah... i know...

Higher_Desire · 03-17-2005, 06:19 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Wylde-Tremonti) That's Pretty Close... but it's accually where a Guy (And this is Really Frickin gross so if you're at all squimish you might want to look away... lol) Takes a Dump on a Girl's Just and then Titty fucks her!!!

Yeah... i know...

H-D

RMadd · 03-18-2005, 01:02 AM

well, that's an interesting one... why on earth would you want to rub your dick in your own shit? even if a females titties are involved.... ugh

Higher_Desire · 03-18-2005, 01:23 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) well, that's an interesting one... why on earth would you want to rub your dick in your own shit? even if a females titties are involved.... ugh

Yeah, seriously.

That's nasty.

H-D

aussiecreeder · 03-18-2005, 02:52 AM

what kind of girl lets a guy take a dump on her chest is the big question.

Bridge of Clay · 03-18-2005, 10:54 AM

dude... you tell me about increasing vocabulary... I'm shocked... lol!

Higher_Desire · 03-18-2005, 10:55 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) what kind of girl lets a guy take a dump on her chest is the big question.

A very disturbed one...

H-D

Wylde-Tremonti · 03-18-2005, 06:29 PM

Yeah... When i heard what it was i was so fucking sickened by it... damn... i was at this dumb little punk show that my old band played at... this one dumb as kid's band was playing... and he just was like... "does any one know what a chilli dog is?..." then proceeded to tell everyone Over the PA.... and here's the kicker...

THE SHOW WAS BEING HELD IN A PUBLIC PARK... Lord knows who heard that... you could hear the Pa from at least a block away!!!!

RMadd · 03-18-2005, 06:53 PM

wow, that's pretty retarded... they didn't try to censor what the bands could sing or say?

Mulletman · 03-18-2005, 07:01 PM

Learn something new everyday. I prefer to just make them squeel like a pig.

Wylde-Tremonti · 03-18-2005, 07:02 PM

who??? lol

No one was there to stop them...

RMadd · 03-18-2005, 07:12 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Wylde-Tremonti) No one was there to stop them...

in a public park? it wasn't organized by any officials or anything like that? i find that to be quite strange

03-17-2005, 12:32 AM	#16
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	chili dog? i've never heard of it, but if i had to guess, it's where a dude sticks his wang in the chick's bunghole and she craps on it (hopefully inadvertently) donkeypunch (according to the most approved defintion on urbandictionary.com): When one is engaged in either gay or straight anal sex and right before the giver ejaculates into the receiver's ass, the giver punches the receiver in the back of the head, which intern causes the receivers ass muscles to tighten which results in a more pleasureful cum. "I donkeypunched your mother last night" __________________

03-17-2005, 05:57 PM	#18
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Wylde-Tremonti) Has anyone heard of a "Chili Dog?" if you have... I Feel sorry for you... lol Haven't heard of that, but I hope it's better than a Russian Candycane... H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

03-17-2005, 06:15 PM	#19
Wylde-Tremonti USER INFO » Status: Said Eyes Posts: 4,357 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) chili dog? i've never heard of it, but if i had to guess, it's where a dude sticks his wang in the chick's bunghole and she craps on it (hopefully inadvertently) That's Pretty Close... but it's accually where a Guy (And this is Really Frickin gross so if you're at all squimish you might want to look away... lol) Takes a Dump on a Girl's Chest and then Titty fucks her!!! Yeah... i know... __________________ NOT OF THIS WORLD "See to it that no-one takes you captive through hollow and deceptive philosophy, which depends on human tradition and the basic principles of this world rather than on Christ." Colossians 2:8 My Solo Project's Myspace: Tongues Of Fire Jesus + Guitars = Life Last edited by Wylde-Tremonti : 03-17-2005 at 06:22 PM.

03-17-2005, 06:19 PM	#20
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Wylde-Tremonti) That's Pretty Close... but it's accually where a Guy (And this is Really Frickin gross so if you're at all squimish you might want to look away... lol) Takes a Dump on a Girl's Just and then Titty fucks her!!! Yeah... i know... H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

03-18-2005, 01:02 AM	#21
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	well, that's an interesting one... why on earth would you want to rub your dick in your own shit? even if a females titties are involved.... ugh __________________

03-18-2005, 01:23 AM	#22
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) well, that's an interesting one... why on earth would you want to rub your dick in your own shit? even if a females titties are involved.... ugh Yeah, seriously. That's nasty. H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

03-18-2005, 10:54 AM	#24
Bridge of Clay USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,025 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	dude... you tell me about increasing vocabulary... I'm shocked... lol! __________________ .:: "If people don't like guitar solos... then they're frikkin' stupid!" - Mark Tremonti ::.

03-18-2005, 10:55 AM	#25
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder) what kind of girl lets a guy take a dump on her chest is the big question. A very disturbed one... H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

03-18-2005, 06:29 PM	#26
Wylde-Tremonti USER INFO » Status: Said Eyes Posts: 4,357 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Yeah... When i heard what it was i was so fucking sickened by it... damn... i was at this dumb little punk show that my old band played at... this one dumb as kid's band was playing... and he just was like... "does any one know what a chilli dog is?..." then proceeded to tell everyone Over the PA.... and here's the kicker... THE SHOW WAS BEING HELD IN A PUBLIC PARK... Lord knows who heard that... you could hear the Pa from at least a block away!!!! __________________ NOT OF THIS WORLD "See to it that no-one takes you captive through hollow and deceptive philosophy, which depends on human tradition and the basic principles of this world rather than on Christ." Colossians 2:8 My Solo Project's Myspace: Tongues Of Fire Jesus + Guitars = Life

03-18-2005, 06:53 PM	#27
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	wow, that's pretty retarded... they didn't try to censor what the bands could sing or say? __________________

03-18-2005, 07:01 PM	#28
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Learn something new everyday. I prefer to just make them squeel like a pig. __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

03-18-2005, 07:02 PM	#29
Wylde-Tremonti USER INFO » Status: Said Eyes Posts: 4,357 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	who??? lol No one was there to stop them... __________________ NOT OF THIS WORLD "See to it that no-one takes you captive through hollow and deceptive philosophy, which depends on human tradition and the basic principles of this world rather than on Christ." Colossians 2:8 My Solo Project's Myspace: Tongues Of Fire Jesus + Guitars = Life

03-18-2005, 07:12 PM	#30
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Wylde-Tremonti) No one was there to stop them... in a public park? it wasn't organized by any officials or anything like that? i find that to be quite strange __________________

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