The "jokes" thread - Page 2

Siana · 03-25-2003, 05:27 AM

:P i'd like to read some more jokes about brunettes

GoodGodGirl23 · 03-25-2003, 09:14 AM

:P Why did God create Brunettes? So Ugly men wouldn't be left out! lol!

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? Because it matches their mustache!

What do brunettes miss about a great party? The invitation! lol!:lol:

marlsy · 03-25-2003, 09:49 AM

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

GoodGodGirl23 · 03-25-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Siana
:P i'd like to read some more jokes about brunettes

Your Wish is my Command! My Dear!!:P :lol: :lol:

JulieCitySlicker · 03-25-2003, 01:38 PM

LMAO!:lol Those are some good ones:P

Siana · 03-25-2003, 05:00 PM

Quote: Originally posted by GoodGodGirl23
Your Wish is my Command! My Dear!!:P :lol: :lol:

i feel extremely glad to hear that

marlsy · 03-25-2003, 05:39 PM

How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night ?
Startled

How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color ?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: "Has the blonde left yet?"

Is it tru blonds have more fun?
No, they have ALL the fun.

How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something.

How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds.

If you love a redhead, set her free ... if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha? The piranha. They only attack in schools.

What do you call a redhead with attitude? Normal.

JulieCitySlicker · 03-25-2003, 05:43 PM

Those were good Marsly!

Siana · 03-25-2003, 05:50 PM

hahahaahhahaa

marlsy · 03-25-2003, 08:57 PM

creedfan47a · 03-25-2003, 10:20 PM

I have some non-hair-colour-related jokes.

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A guy walks into a pharmacy and goes up to the Pharmacist and asks for a vile of arsenic. The Pharmacist asks, "What do you need it for?" The guy replies, "It's to kill my wife". The Pharmacist exclaims, "I can't sell you arsenic to kill your wife." With that the guy reaches into his wallet and pulls out a picture of his wife. The Pharmacist looks at the picture and says, "I didn't realise you had a prescription."

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A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."

----------------------

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy, I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me. I went to city hall to renew his licence, I told the clerk I would like a licence for Sex; he said he would like one too. Then I said , "But this is my dog." He said he didn't care what she looks like. "You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the hotel was for sex. I said, "You dont understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." He said "Me too."

One day I entered Sex into a contest, but before the competition began the dog ran away and a contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me i should have sold my own tickets. "But you dont understand," I said "I hoped to have Sex on TV". He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married". The Judge said "Me too." Then I told him, after I was separated, Sex left me. He said "Me too."

Last night Sex ran away again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked me, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 in the morning?" I said, "I am looking for Sex". My case comes up on Friday.

goddess_bb · 03-25-2003, 10:59 PM

Oh my God--Creedfan..that was damn funny.
And thank you all for the brunette jokes it's about damn time!!
--I can't help god made me blonde, am sure tired of hearing how stupid I am..lol.

DangerousDan85 · 03-26-2003, 12:52 AM

i like brunettes

Siana · 03-26-2003, 03:21 AM

what a relief

creedfan47a · 03-26-2003, 05:59 PM

Quote: Originally posted by DangerousDan85
i like brunettes

That's unexpected!! Considering Natalie is one.

03-25-2003, 09:49 AM	#18
marlsy USER INFO » Status: Prophet Man Posts: 3,230 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage. Why is the brunette considered an evil color? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? __________________ ~Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent~

03-25-2003, 01:38 PM	#20
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	LMAO!:lol Those are some good ones:P __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

03-25-2003, 05:39 PM	#22
marlsy USER INFO » Status: Prophet Man Posts: 3,230 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night ? Startled How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color ? By studying what oil spills did to seaweed. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: "Has the blonde left yet?" Is it tru blonds have more fun? No, they have ALL the fun. How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something. How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds. If you love a redhead, set her free ... if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours. What's safer: a redhead or a piranha? The piranha. They only attack in schools. What do you call a redhead with attitude? Normal. __________________ ~Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent~

03-25-2003, 05:43 PM	#23
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Those were good Marsly! __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

03-25-2003, 08:57 PM	#25
marlsy USER INFO » Status: Prophet Man Posts: 3,230 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	__________________ ~Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent~

03-25-2003, 10:20 PM	#26
creedfan47a USER INFO » Status: Brother of Mine Posts: 6,507 Joined: Nov 2002 Currently: Offline	I have some non-hair-colour-related jokes. --------------------- A guy walks into a pharmacy and goes up to the Pharmacist and asks for a vile of arsenic. The Pharmacist asks, "What do you need it for?" The guy replies, "It's to kill my wife". The Pharmacist exclaims, "I can't sell you arsenic to kill your wife." With that the guy reaches into his wallet and pulls out a picture of his wife. The Pharmacist looks at the picture and says, "I didn't realise you had a prescription." -------------------- A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants." ---------------------- Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy, I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me. I went to city hall to renew his licence, I told the clerk I would like a licence for Sex; he said he would like one too. Then I said , "But this is my dog." He said he didn't care what she looks like. "You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid. I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the hotel was for sex. I said, "You dont understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." He said "Me too." One day I entered Sex into a contest, but before the competition began the dog ran away and a contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me i should have sold my own tickets. "But you dont understand," I said "I hoped to have Sex on TV". He called me a show off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married". The Judge said "Me too." Then I told him, after I was separated, Sex left me. He said "Me too." Last night Sex ran away again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked me, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 in the morning?" I said, "I am looking for Sex". My case comes up on Friday. __________________ Married my man in November 2004 ...

03-25-2003, 10:59 PM	#27
goddess_bb USER INFO » Status: Strong Inside Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jan 2003 Currently: Offline	Oh my God--Creedfan..that was damn funny. And thank you all for the brunette jokes it's about damn time!! --I can't help god made me blonde, am sure tired of hearing how stupid I am..lol. __________________ Someone finds salvation In everyone Another only pain Someone tries to hide himself Down inside himself he prays Someone swears his true love Until the end of time Another runs away Separate or united Empty or insane And be yourself is all that you can do All that you can do Be Yourself~Audioslave ~Ignore me, I dare you~

03-26-2003, 05:59 PM	#30
creedfan47a USER INFO » Status: Brother of Mine Posts: 6,507 Joined: Nov 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: Originally posted by DangerousDan85 i like brunettes That's unexpected!! Considering Natalie is one. __________________ Married my man in November 2004 ...

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