pick up lines

[aussiecreeder]

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire)

I know a lot of good ones. (Prolly why I'm still single...)

1. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definetly see myself in your pants.
2. If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
3. Baby, I want you to make like an M&M and melt in my mouth but not in my hands.
4. I'm a plumber. Do you mind if I take a look at your pipes?
5. I'd like to climb under your kitchen sink and bang my wrench on your p-trap.
6. So, which modeling agency do you work for?
(**Just a note, I actually have gotten a date with that one.)
7. Well I know I must be in heaven. Otherwise I wouldn't be seeing an angel like you.
8. (This one is particularly good for black guys)... I'm just like a double-stuff oreo. Delicious chocolate on the outside, but full of everyone's favorite creamy goodness.

I'll think of some other ones later.


H-D

lol those are funny but if i was a girl i don't know if i would want some random guy talking about my pluming lol.

[HigherGirl]

Ha!! Ha!!!

Those are good ones Desire!!
I had a guy at a club one time ask me "How I liked my eggs in the morning?"...
I told him "Unfertilized!!" (very sarcastically)
He got the hint and walked away..

[Anna1011]

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire)

I know a lot of good ones. (Prolly why I'm still single...)

1. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definetly see myself in your pants.
2. If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
3. Baby, I want you to make like an M&M and melt in my mouth but not in my hands.
4. I'm a plumber. Do you mind if I take a look at your pipes?
5. I'd like to climb under your kitchen sink and bang my wrench on your p-trap.
6. So, which modeling agency do you work for?
(**Just a note, I actually have gotten a date with that one.)
7. Well I know I must be in heaven. Otherwise I wouldn't be seeing an angel like you.
8. (This one is particularly good for black guys)... I'm just like a double-stuff oreo. Delicious chocolate on the outside, but full of everyone's favorite creamy goodness.

I'll think of some other ones later.


H-D

haha id probly fall for some of those

[Higher_Desire]

Quote: (Originally Posted by HigherGirl)

Ha!! Ha!!!

Those are good ones Desire!!
I had a guy at a club one time ask me "How I liked my eggs in the morning?"...
I told him "Unfertilized!!" (very sarcastically)
He got the hint and walked away..

LOL. That's funny.

This one may work...
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe gauge my eyes out
--Eminem - Just Lose It


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