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The "What did you learn today?" Thread!
I learned all kinds of good stuff in my psych class today.
1) The top selling brands of cigarettes in prisons are Malboro, Camel, and Newport bacause since many of their products don't have filters, so prisoners die faster. 2) Some prisons don't allow filtered cigarettes because inmates use the filters for their hooch. 3) They can brew the hooch in their toilets. 4) Only 14 people in the world know Coca-Cola's secret recipe. And if they every break their vow of secrecy and tell the secret formula, they can go to jail for corporate espianage. 5) Hampsters can control their water expulsion so they can pee a paste-like substance, so they are able to withold water and stay hydrated. What did you learn? H-D
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11-18-2004, 02:43 PM | #2 |
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I learned that I really,really,hate rain with deep passion
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11-18-2004, 04:01 PM | #3 |
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to not procrastinate so that you're working on a paper until 6 am the morning it's due so that you oversleep and miss both the class before and the one the paper's due in
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my best papers have been written at six in the morning
when you give blood, and the lady tells you to stay and sit for awhile, do it
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I learned that when you take a shit and clog the toilet, your fucked
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LMAO@X
I was just informed that I'm gonna friggen overdrawl on my bank account GRRR!!!!
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11-18-2004, 05:22 PM | #7 |
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I learned that William Shakespear apparently wrote a few of the chapters in the King James version of the Bible.
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My brother is awesome He just transferred $30 to my account,so now my account hopefully won't overdrawl!
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I learned that Jessica Simpson is a dumbass... wait... I've known that for a long time!
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i know what that's like!
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I don't like her either
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She is really hot though! I'll give her that!
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them's is tig o' bitties
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