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01-21-2004, 11:33 PM | #16 |
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Just a few of my favorites from Dave Chappelle (for those of you who have never heard of Chappelle, he's a fucking hilarious black comedian, got a show on Comedy Central Wed. nights, 10:30 pm est... good stuff):
"Mmmm mmmm, bitch!" "Good motherfuckin' choice, motherfucker!" "Sir! I am in no way, shape, or form, involved in any niggerdom!" "Look here, nigger! If there's gonna be anybody have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!" "'Hey baby! Stop selling weed alright, you got your whole life ahead of you.' He said, 'Fuck you nigger, I got kids to feed!'" "Boogety-boogety niggers! Boogety-boogety!"
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Hmm, the humor must be in the delivery. I really fail to see the humor in that.
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it is... it's not so offesnive given that he's a black comedian, and that some blacks (particularly those around my age group), though most certainly not all of them, refer to each other as "niggas"... if Mr. Chappelle were white, he most certainly wouldn't be on tv, and it just wouldn't be funny.
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hahahahah, that is my all-time fave comedy!!!!! French soldier: Now, go way before I taunt you a second time!
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