Just A Stupid Question... - Page 2

crest tattoo · 02-18-2004, 06:33 PM

Not to get all gospel on you guys, but this reminds me of a sermon I once heard about a dad who took his son and his son's friend out on a big fishing boat. The boat collapsed or the boys got thrown off the boat, and he only had one life preserver. He didn't know which boy to throw it to. In the end, he threw it to the boy's friend...because that boy wasn't a Christian and his son was. He knew his son would go to Heaven. The sermon was originally given by a pastor, who turned out to be the boy's friend.

archie bunker · 02-18-2004, 06:33 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by hotforscott) This question has been asked before. I think parents would say to save your spouse. It's a toughie, but I doubt that situation will ever arrise. Get swimming lessons for both of them now, for preventitive reasons.

it probly wont happen,but its not to be taken seriously its a joke question

JulieCitySlicker · 02-18-2004, 06:36 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by crest tattoo) Here's another stupid question:

If a cop pulls over a mime, does he have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

LMFAO!!!

That was pretty funny Joy

crest tattoo · 02-18-2004, 06:37 PM

I better site the source for the mime joke: It was in Reader's Digest.

archie bunker · 02-18-2004, 06:37 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by crest tattoo) Not to get all gospel on you guys, but this reminds me of a sermon I once heard about a dad who took his son and his son's friend out on a big fishing boat. The boat collapsed or the boys got thrown off the boat, and he only had one life preserver. He didn't know which boy to throw it to. In the end, he threw it to the boy's friend...because that boy wasn't a Christian and his son was. He knew his son would go to Heaven. The sermon was originally given by a pastor, who turned out to be the boy's friend.

that was a good story i liked it thanks 4 sharing!!!!!!!!

02-18-2004, 06:33 PM	#17
archie bunker USER INFO » Status: Naked Toddler Posts: 235 Joined: Jan 2004 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by hotforscott) This question has been asked before. I think parents would say to save your spouse. It's a toughie, but I doubt that situation will ever arrise. Get swimming lessons for both of them now, for preventitive reasons. it probly wont happen,but its not to be taken seriously its a joke question __________________ life hands you shit make shit salad

02-18-2004, 06:36 PM	#18
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by crest tattoo) Here's another stupid question: If a cop pulls over a mime, does he have to tell him he has the right to remain silent? LMFAO!!! That was pretty funny Joy __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

02-18-2004, 06:37 PM	#20
archie bunker USER INFO » Status: Naked Toddler Posts: 235 Joined: Jan 2004 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by crest tattoo) Not to get all gospel on you guys, but this reminds me of a sermon I once heard about a dad who took his son and his son's friend out on a big fishing boat. The boat collapsed or the boys got thrown off the boat, and he only had one life preserver. He didn't know which boy to throw it to. In the end, he threw it to the boy's friend...because that boy wasn't a Christian and his son was. He knew his son would go to Heaven. The sermon was originally given by a pastor, who turned out to be the boy's friend. that was a good story i liked it thanks 4 sharing!!!!!!!! __________________ life hands you shit make shit salad

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