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Old 02-14-2004, 07:22 PM   #1
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For that special someone on that special day! :)

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.

1. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

2. Thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

3. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

4. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

11. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


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Old 02-14-2004, 07:40 PM   #2
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LOL Mullet, you NEVER let us down!
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Old 02-14-2004, 08:26 PM   #3
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LMFAO, Mullet...I love that last one .
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Old 02-14-2004, 08:31 PM   #4
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LMAO, Mullet. Thanks for posting them.
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Old 02-14-2004, 08:52 PM   #5
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that was great. Thanks Mullet, that gave me laugh for the day.
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Old 02-14-2004, 08:58 PM   #6
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That is freakin' great. LOL!
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Old 02-14-2004, 09:16 PM   #7
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Quote: (Originally Posted by Mulletman) 2. Thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My personal favorites! LMAO Mullet.
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Old 02-14-2004, 09:40 PM   #8
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Just GREAT, Mullet!
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their wings to the coat of my misfortune,
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Old 02-14-2004, 10:15 PM   #9
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lol that was awesome
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Old 02-14-2004, 10:18 PM   #10
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Bravo!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-14-2004, 10:38 PM   #11
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for those that need a quick pick up
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Old 02-15-2004, 04:51 PM   #12
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