Haha

Mulletman · 02-27-2003, 03:20 PM

lol

today between classes i left for lunch and when i got back to the campus i saw this girl (blonde hair GREEN eyes) leaving messages in dirty cars. (i.e. wash me) it looked like she was really enjoying herself judging by the look on her face. so as i was outside puting my jacket on, i said:

"Hey! wheres my message?" "i have a better car, you could atleast share the wealth."
(NOTE: we were in parking lot by ourselves)

so she starts to walk over my way.(I've seen pornostart this way) as she was alking over to me the first thing in my mind was oh shit, shes gonna slap me or mace me. she walks up to my car (which was dirty cause its been raining for two weeks) and with her finger she writes her number, in big letters on the trunk of my car. then she kissed me on the lower part of my cheek, lil above my jaw (she short, me tall) then she got in her car and left.

i was like WOWOWOW. my whole life, sweet talk got me nowhere, and today, with the intent fo being a rude asshole, i actually got some attention. thus bringing us to right now. here is my time to brag. *victory dance*~~~~>

now the big question is, what do i tell my wife?

marlsy · 02-27-2003, 04:15 PM

Your wife???? Did you get married on Valentine's Day??????????????????????????

Dogstar · 02-27-2003, 04:19 PM

LMFAO, Mullet. What a fricken riot! You just never know when love is going to coming knocking...or writing, in your case! Rock on and enjoy your good fortune!

Sheila63 · 02-27-2003, 06:51 PM

WOW, Mullet!! That's an awesome story!!!

DangerousDan85 · 02-27-2003, 06:55 PM

that exact same thing happen to me a few days ago

TeriB19 · 02-27-2003, 09:49 PM

You are both lying sacks of poopie.

JenRN · 02-27-2003, 09:53 PM

Are you freakin kidding me? Or is this a wild fantasy you dreamed up? Hey if it is not, WOW you STUD!!!!!!!

Bridge of Clay · 02-27-2003, 09:54 PM

I really don´t know how to say it and the girls will deny it, but the truth is
GIRLS LIKE RUDE, JERK MEN!
so, forget being nice guys... you´ll never reach anywhere beyond friendship...

hooray for assholes! hehehehe

JenRN · 02-27-2003, 09:57 PM

HeHe Marcos!!!! I know how you feel but honestly the "good men win in the end" Shhhhhh!!!!

Bridge of Clay · 02-27-2003, 10:00 PM

in the end of the movies!!! hahahahaha

SCOTTSMYMAN · 02-27-2003, 10:07 PM

It's true It's true. Most girls like Bad boys. In the end though we settle down with great reliable men. I did.

Bridge of Clay · 02-27-2003, 10:10 PM

I won´t be Mr. Nice Guy anymore! That´s my resolution!

SCOTTSMYMAN · 02-27-2003, 10:12 PM

Don't do that because in the end we don't won't bad boys anymore. They aren't reliable enough!!!

Bridge of Clay · 02-27-2003, 10:21 PM

Then I´ll make a no more Mr. Bad Boy resolution!

SCOTTSMYMAN · 02-27-2003, 10:22 PM

GOOD!!!

02-27-2003, 03:20 PM	#1
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Haha lol today between classes i left for lunch and when i got back to the campus i saw this girl (blonde hair GREEN eyes) leaving messages in dirty cars. (i.e. wash me) it looked like she was really enjoying herself judging by the look on her face. so as i was outside puting my jacket on, i said: "Hey! wheres my message?" "i have a better car, you could atleast share the wealth." (NOTE: we were in parking lot by ourselves) so she starts to walk over my way.(I've seen pornostart this way) as she was alking over to me the first thing in my mind was oh shit, shes gonna slap me or mace me. she walks up to my car (which was dirty cause its been raining for two weeks) and with her finger she writes her number, in big letters on the trunk of my car. then she kissed me on the lower part of my cheek, lil above my jaw (she short, me tall) then she got in her car and left. i was like WOWOWOW. my whole life, sweet talk got me nowhere, and today, with the intent fo being a rude asshole, i actually got some attention. thus bringing us to right now. here is my time to brag. victory dance~~~~> now the big question is, what do i tell my wife? __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

02-27-2003, 04:15 PM	#2
marlsy USER INFO » Status: Prophet Man Posts: 3,230 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Your wife???? Did you get married on Valentine's Day?????????????????????????? __________________ ~Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent~

02-27-2003, 04:19 PM	#3
Dogstar Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Young Grown Old Posts: 21,345 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	LMFAO, Mullet. What a fricken riot! You just never know when love is going to coming knocking...or writing, in your case! Rock on and enjoy your good fortune! __________________ Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

02-27-2003, 06:51 PM	#4
Sheila63 USER INFO » Status: Opened My Eyes Posts: 5,748 Joined: Dec 2002 Currently: Offline	WOW, Mullet!! That's an awesome story!!! __________________ I was selfish, but you still loved me You gave the greatest gift of all And you set me free Relearn Love

02-27-2003, 09:49 PM	#6
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	You are both lying sacks of poopie. __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

02-27-2003, 09:53 PM	#7
JenRN USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 7,519 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Are you freakin kidding me? Or is this a wild fantasy you dreamed up? Hey if it is not, WOW you STUD!!!!!!! __________________ "I don't want to know emptiness, take me down to the water wanna be baptized in your love far away from the lonliness, take my heart and wash away the fear let me be baptized in your love" ~Lenny Kravitz "Baptized"

02-27-2003, 09:54 PM	#8
Bridge of Clay USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,025 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	I really don´t know how to say it and the girls will deny it, but the truth is GIRLS LIKE RUDE, JERK MEN! so, forget being nice guys... you´ll never reach anywhere beyond friendship... hooray for assholes! hehehehe __________________ .:: "If people don't like guitar solos... then they're frikkin' stupid!" - Mark Tremonti ::.

02-27-2003, 09:57 PM	#9
JenRN USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 7,519 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	HeHe Marcos!!!! I know how you feel but honestly the "good men win in the end" Shhhhhh!!!! __________________ "I don't want to know emptiness, take me down to the water wanna be baptized in your love far away from the lonliness, take my heart and wash away the fear let me be baptized in your love" ~Lenny Kravitz "Baptized"

02-27-2003, 10:00 PM	#10
Bridge of Clay USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,025 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	in the end of the movies!!! hahahahaha __________________ .:: "If people don't like guitar solos... then they're frikkin' stupid!" - Mark Tremonti ::.

02-27-2003, 10:10 PM	#12
Bridge of Clay USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,025 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	I won´t be Mr. Nice Guy anymore! That´s my resolution! __________________ .:: "If people don't like guitar solos... then they're frikkin' stupid!" - Mark Tremonti ::.

02-27-2003, 10:21 PM	#14
Bridge of Clay USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 8,025 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Then I´ll make a no more Mr. Bad Boy resolution! __________________ .:: "If people don't like guitar solos... then they're frikkin' stupid!" - Mark Tremonti ::.

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