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02-05-2004, 04:48 PM | #1 |
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"King Kong, ain't got sh*t on me!"
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02-05-2004, 04:55 PM | #2 |
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Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants:
I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.
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I beleive it was Jason Kidd one time that said, "I'm going to turn this team around 360*". It's funny, at least to me, Because he would have the team going in the same direction they were already going.
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Life could you be a little softer to me. Life could you be a more gentle to me. Yeah I know this is a selfish plea, Because Christ sacrificed his flesh On the cross for me But this world is hard, It's cruel and I wish it could be... Softer to me I'm still alive. That much is true I've never lied, well, I guess I've told a few. There's nothing to see because I brought nothing to show. I'm like Han Solo, I'm always stroking my own wookie. |
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"life sucks, and then you die."
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02-07-2004, 06:04 PM | #5 |
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not the exact quote, but something to the effect of:
"there are two things in life that are certain: death and taxes"
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"Sell crazy some place else. We're all stocked up here."-- Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets
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02-09-2004, 11:52 PM | #7 |
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Be true for truth is immortal-Mary Baker Eddy
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02-10-2004, 12:23 AM | #8 |
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"For the love of God, my anus is bleeding!"
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02-10-2004, 11:14 AM | #9 |
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hahahaha, that's pretty good |
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It's from Don Hertzfeld's Rejected Cartoons.
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if you were a hermaphrodite, could you impregnate yourself?
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02-16-2004, 01:42 PM | #12 |
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meet the parents
i have nipples focker,can you milk me?
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hahaha
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"no poor, dumb bastard, ever won a war, for dying for his country. he won it, but making the other poor, dumb bastard, die for his country."
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best cartoon EVER
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