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whitebird · 12-22-2003, 08:52 PM

I was in the bedroom, when I heard this interesting, yet incriminating noise. I knew that my black lab. had gotten under the Christmas tree, and taken my little dog Molly's gift bagged Christmas present. She tore out the tissue, and had taken out the Ardvark.

Guilty, she ran thru the house enjoying the crime. Cornered she oinked the guiltly toy at me and ran.

The chase was on!!! I got the spit covered toy from her mouth.

It is in the closet until Christmas morning.

I'm not yet sure who won.

Any more interesting animal stories?

whitebird · 12-22-2003, 09:14 PM

Help me here, I'm inept, and can't seem to get it changed.

marlsy · 12-22-2003, 09:15 PM

That's so cute!!!! I don't have a cute doggie story that I can think of.

whitebird · 12-22-2003, 09:21 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by marlsy) That's so cute!!!! I don't have a cute doggie story that I can think of.

How about a cute, " I peeked At Christmas Story"?

Creed_Defaultgirl · 12-22-2003, 09:57 PM

2 Christmas's ago, My two cats kept climbing our (fake) Christmas tree. Now we have a new tree, because the other is, like, broke. I suppose you can call that a cute Christmas story!

facelessman · 12-22-2003, 10:04 PM

my mom made 2 pies for thanksgiving, and during the night my dog ate both of them!!! i was so mad! and hes also eaten all kinds of things in the past.

Mulletman · 12-22-2003, 10:05 PM

i have a chijuajua and ....a mexican with a chijuajua, surely you kid! no i dont.

one time i brought a girl over to my house and we were in my bed watching tv and the dog decided to lay down with us. after a while i got up from the bed to get some food and something to eat. when i came back i found him curled in her lap. i said "hey, you're in my spot, move" and i leaned over to kiss her and he launched at me barking. we found it funny at first but then he kept guarding her and wouldnt let me do anything that i got very pissed. it was cute how he went at it but still, my girl!

whitebird · 12-22-2003, 10:06 PM

Oh my yes, I consider it a Christams story. A couple of Christmas's ago I rescued a little stray cat. Her unepected, and very loved litter, gave my very dear friend two delightful and very loved kittens.

My friend passed away, her family has prommised to give them love forever.

Some of my very favorite pictures in this world, are of the kittens in my friend's Christmas tree.

SCTMM's hubby · 12-22-2003, 10:09 PM

Hey Mullet, I guess we know who the alpha male was that night.

hehe

Last year we got two kittens and we found one of them on X-mas morning sleeping almost at the top of the tree all curled up on the fake branch and alas all the ornimates on the floor with the other kitten playin with them.

whitebird · 12-22-2003, 10:10 PM

OK, Mulletman, I'm a Mom. Perhaps he knew what was best.

whitebird · 12-22-2003, 10:18 PM

Facelessman, my dog Nikki ate the living room chair. Pink leather is considered eatable, in the world of another species.

JenRN · 12-22-2003, 10:34 PM

Ok this is discusting but funny as hell. When I was young we had this dog named Bandit and he was your typical mut. He got into everything, anyways.......he got into my crayons and ate some. We took him to the vet to get his shots a couple of days before Christmas and he got so nervous he crapped on the table at the vets, the kicker is it was speckled with green and red crayon bits!! Here he got into my Christmas crayons (I was making homeade cards) The vet said "Oh my god the dog is defacating red and green!!!

It was all I could do to contain myself, here was this big tird with pretty little green and red speckles in it!!!! LOL

whitebird · 12-22-2003, 10:44 PM

Dear Jen, I know that you don't know what I look like, but picture this, A woman dressed in her husbands big bathrobe, her son's size 13 boots, following the dog who has eaten a large portion of a pink leather chair. It's 3:00A.M. using a flashlight. The vet told us that we had to do this.

JenRN · 12-22-2003, 10:50 PM

That is freaking funny Whitebird!

TeriB19 · 12-22-2003, 10:55 PM

Cinnamon has been all over the tree this year, stealing ornaments, drinking the tree's water, climbing up the branches. When I was growing up we had a big black German Shephard (Heidi) and a cat (Tabby). Heidi used to chase Tabby all over the house and several times we had to yell "TIMMMBERRRRRRRRRR" as the Christmas tree came down.

12-22-2003, 08:52 PM	#1
whitebird USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 630 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	Oink, Quack I was in the bedroom, when I heard this interesting, yet incriminating noise. I knew that my black lab. had gotten under the Christmas tree, and taken my little dog Molly's gift bagged Christmas present. She tore out the tissue, and had taken out the Ardvark. Guilty, she ran thru the house enjoying the crime. Cornered she oinked the guiltly toy at me and ran. The chase was on!!! I got the spit covered toy from her mouth. It is in the closet until Christmas morning. I'm not yet sure who won. Any more interesting animal stories? Last edited by whitebird : 12-22-2003 at 09:04 PM.

12-22-2003, 09:14 PM	#2
whitebird USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 630 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	Darn Steve, It's Supposed To Say Oink/Quack Help me here, I'm inept, and can't seem to get it changed.

12-22-2003, 09:15 PM	#3
marlsy USER INFO » Status: Prophet Man Posts: 3,230 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	That's so cute!!!! I don't have a cute doggie story that I can think of. __________________ ~Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent~

12-22-2003, 09:57 PM	#5
Creed_Defaultgirl USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 903 Joined: Nov 2003 Currently: Offline	2 Christmas's ago, My two cats kept climbing our (fake) Christmas tree. Now we have a new tree, because the other is, like, broke. I suppose you can call that a cute Christmas story! __________________ "...My beaten heart is in your hands, What I really need is shelter, And a chance to relearn love, Teach me all over, All over to relearn love, Show me again, So I can relearn love, The comfort of your arms around me, Your tender hands caress my head, I lay beside you, I'm not worthy..." Relearn Love~Scott Stapp

12-22-2003, 10:05 PM	#7
Mulletman Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Rising Sun Posts: 4,161 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	i have a chijuajua and ....a mexican with a chijuajua, surely you kid! no i dont. one time i brought a girl over to my house and we were in my bed watching tv and the dog decided to lay down with us. after a while i got up from the bed to get some food and something to eat. when i came back i found him curled in her lap. i said "hey, you're in my spot, move" and i leaned over to kiss her and he launched at me barking. we found it funny at first but then he kept guarding her and wouldnt let me do anything that i got very pissed. it was cute how he went at it but still, my girl! __________________ Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast) Quote: (Originally Posted by JenRN) Maybe it's time for some Mullet magic! He can do his Hoffa thing again! Quote: (Originally Posted by Harvey) Women must adore you.

12-22-2003, 09:21 PM	#4
whitebird USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 630 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by marlsy) That's so cute!!!! I don't have a cute doggie story that I can think of. How about a cute, " I peeked At Christmas Story"?

12-22-2003, 10:06 PM	#8
whitebird USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 630 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	Oh my yes, I consider it a Christams story. A couple of Christmas's ago I rescued a little stray cat. Her unepected, and very loved litter, gave my very dear friend two delightful and very loved kittens. My friend passed away, her family has prommised to give them love forever. Some of my very favorite pictures in this world, are of the kittens in my friend's Christmas tree.

12-22-2003, 10:10 PM	#10
whitebird USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 630 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	OK, Mulletman, I'm a Mom. Perhaps he knew what was best.

12-22-2003, 10:18 PM	#11
whitebird USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 630 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	Facelessman, my dog Nikki ate the living room chair. Pink leather is considered eatable, in the world of another species.

12-22-2003, 10:34 PM	#12
JenRN USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 7,519 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Ok this is discusting but funny as hell. When I was young we had this dog named Bandit and he was your typical mut. He got into everything, anyways.......he got into my crayons and ate some. We took him to the vet to get his shots a couple of days before Christmas and he got so nervous he crapped on the table at the vets, the kicker is it was speckled with green and red crayon bits!! Here he got into my Christmas crayons (I was making homeade cards) The vet said "Oh my god the dog is defacating red and green!!! It was all I could do to contain myself, here was this big tird with pretty little green and red speckles in it!!!! LOL __________________ "I don't want to know emptiness, take me down to the water wanna be baptized in your love far away from the lonliness, take my heart and wash away the fear let me be baptized in your love" ~Lenny Kravitz "Baptized"

12-22-2003, 10:44 PM	#13
whitebird USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 630 Joined: Feb 2003 Currently: Offline	Dear Jen, I know that you don't know what I look like, but picture this, A woman dressed in her husbands big bathrobe, her son's size 13 boots, following the dog who has eaten a large portion of a pink leather chair. It's 3:00A.M. using a flashlight. The vet told us that we had to do this.

12-22-2003, 10:50 PM	#14
JenRN USER INFO » Status: Tree of Wisdom Posts: 7,519 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	That is freaking funny Whitebird! __________________ "I don't want to know emptiness, take me down to the water wanna be baptized in your love far away from the lonliness, take my heart and wash away the fear let me be baptized in your love" ~Lenny Kravitz "Baptized"

12-22-2003, 10:55 PM	#15
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Cinnamon has been all over the tree this year, stealing ornaments, drinking the tree's water, climbing up the branches. When I was growing up we had a big black German Shephard (Heidi) and a cat (Tabby). Heidi used to chase Tabby all over the house and several times we had to yell "TIMMMBERRRRRRRRRR" as the Christmas tree came down. __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.

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