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04-11-2006, 10:12 PM | #1 |
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share a joke thread
won't explain what you do in this thread LOL....a little dirty but hey they're funny! besides how many clean jokes are actually funny?
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a really attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance and then glances at his watch. The woman can't help but notice this and asks "Is your date running late?" "No" he replies, " I just bought this state of the art watch and I'm just testing it." "State of the art? Whats so special about it? " The man replies "It uses alpha waves to telepatically talk to me". "Wow so what is it telling you now?" The man replies "Well right now its telling me you're not wearing any panties!" The woman giggles and says "I'm sorry but it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" "Oh damn he replies, the thing must be running an hour fast!" A Greek and an Italian are debating about their respective cultures and who's is better. The Italian says "We had the Roman empire who ran the whole known world and brought civilization to the masses. We also built the Colesseum. The Greek replies "Well that is true but we introduced Socrates and Plato to the world and Democracy comes from Greece. But best of all the Greeks invented sex!" The Italian retorts "Well that is true, but we introduced it to women!" (no offence to any greek here LMAO)
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hehehe...nice once ausssie.......ahh....damn.....all the jokes i know are the dirty ones.................damn...i dont think i can/wana post em here
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A guy goes to his doctor because he's been having trouble remembering things. After a battery of tests the doctor says "unfortunately I have bad news, and I have very bad news." "What's the very bad news?" the man asks warily."Well, says the doctor, "Our tests show that you have cancer and only have three weeks to live." "Oh my God!", says the man. "Well, what's the bad news?" "Well, our tests indicate that you also have Alzhiemer's disease.", says the doc. "Well, I can always look on the bright side," says the man. "At least I don't have cancer!"
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patient to the doctor: "doctor....am i gonna be alright....is my lever oK"
doctor: "i have got bad news.....i am afraid ur lever has a brain tumor"
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oh boy
mines to explit or i would love to share i dont know any clean ones HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THREE WHITE HORSES FELL IN A MUD HOLE
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Whats the only part of a vegitable you can't eat
Wait for it The Wheelchair
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^Thats ruckin runny!!
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Why didn't Superman Save the Drowning Girl?
because he is in a wheelchair
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hehehhee
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04-14-2006, 04:29 AM | #10 |
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what was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind?
His Teeth
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Why, Kurt, Why?!?
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harry n tom were frnd n in this school they both got a "F" in
sex education by this cool teacher... pretty much pissed of harry says: " Man our teacher is a bitch" Tom: "ya lets have some pay back" harry:"how come" Tom:" lets grab her after da school" & kick her balls.........
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I know many more but I will probably get Banned if I post them
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i,ll be good
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how do you kill Superman?
Stand on his air hose
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