Gender of Inanimate Objects

[aussiecreeder]

lol this is great.....

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

[hayley]

LMAO that was awesome

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

HAHA

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Squeezable ... lol

Quote: (Originally Posted by aussiecreeder)

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Haha good one

[RMadd]

that's great! the Copiers was wondaful!

[creedsister]

you know your copy machines Ziplock Bags

[DekWannaBFlea]

AWESOME, THIS THREAD REINFORCES STEROTYPES AND PROMOTES SEXISM.

[hayley]

LOL might aswell laugh at your own kind

[aussiecreeder]

Quote: (Originally Posted by DekWannaBFlea)

AWESOME, THIS THREAD REINFORCES STEROTYPES AND PROMOTES SEXISM.

oh come on, please have a sense of humour! it has a friendly dig at BOTH sexes and is just a harmless laugh. the hourglass and the hammer are funny as.

[hayley]

I loved the Tire and Sponge

And yeah, have a scence of humor, geez louise

[aussiecreeder]

this isn't man or woman bashing just a bit of fun. considering you're the only person to object tells me something. oh i can't take credit for these but i wish i could......

[hayley]

Just pretend ... you did it, master of coolness

[aussiecreeder]

oh okay i wrote it all.....i am a comic genius! convinced yet?

[hayley]

Yay, heres your reward .... a free session at the tanning clinic! WOOO HOO


hehehe

[aussiecreeder]

i'm going to need it......lol.

[hayley]

I'm so going to win .... you're so going to have to buy me dinner .... just reminding you! lol

[creedsister]

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd)

that's great! the Copiers was wondaful!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mite learn something heyyyyyyyyyyy