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Old 07-03-2003, 01:52 PM   #1
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UN Poll

UN decided to make a world wide poll. The question was: "Please, tell us honestly, whatīs your opinion on the scarcity of food on the rest of the world".

The results were ruinous. It was a total failure.

- The Europeans didnīt get whatīs scarcity.

-The Argentineans didnīt know the meaning of the word "please".

-The Africans didnīt know whatīs food.

-The Americans asked what the meaning of "the rest of the world" part was.

-The Cubans thought it was weird and asked for more details on the word "opinion".

-And the Brazilian Congress is still debating what "honestly" is.
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Old 07-03-2003, 02:05 PM   #2
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LOL! I actually have a feeling that the UN will not exist for the long run!
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"The UN is like a battered wife... the bitch just dont learn"

- Tough Crowd with Colin Quin


i love that show!!!!
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<b>"The UN is like a battered wife... the bitch just dont learn"

- Tough Crowd with Colin Quin


i love that show!!!! </b>





YEAH!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-03-2003, 03:17 PM   #5
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Quote: Originally posted by Mulletman
<b>"The UN is like a battered wife... the bitch just dont learn"

- Tough Crowd with Colin Quin


i love that show!!!! </b>



Oh Mulletman. Dear, Sweet, Cute, Sexy??..Mulletman...if you were here with me right now... and I thought you had said that remark??? I would surely.... Your Ass..heh! And maybe this too...heh!:P
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Quote: Originally posted by N30°14'?.7 W84°
<b>-The Americans asked what the meaning of "the rest of the world" part was.</b>


Ouch
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Old 07-03-2003, 07:31 PM   #8
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^^^

sad, but true
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:lol: Sounds like Bill Clinton had more of an influence than I thought! :lol:


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Old 07-03-2003, 11:18 PM   #10
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I didnīt get it

as far as I know, he told you a white lie and his replacement, a big black one...

blame me, but I liked Bill Clinton! He was really charismatic and a great administrator.
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Thanks for the good 'joke'. Jokes often make us laugh because of the twisted truth in them.
Excellent last point!
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What I mean is, when he was on the stand he would say things like "What does 'is' mean?" or "What does "it" mean?" When he was asked "Is it true..." questions.


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ahhhhmm! thanks!
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