The "What did you learn today?" Thread!

Higher_Desire · 11-18-2004, 01:49 PM

I learned all kinds of good stuff in my psych class today.

1) The top selling brands of cigarettes in prisons are Malboro, Camel, and Newport bacause since many of their products don't have filters, so prisoners die faster.

2) Some prisons don't allow filtered cigarettes because inmates use the filters for their hooch.

3) They can brew the hooch in their toilets.

4) Only 14 people in the world know Coca-Cola's secret recipe. And if they every break their vow of secrecy and tell the secret formula, they can go to jail for corporate espianage.

5) Hampsters can control their water expulsion so they can pee a paste-like substance, so they are able to withold water and stay hydrated.

What did you learn?

H-D

JulieCitySlicker · 11-18-2004, 02:43 PM

I learned that I really,really,hate rain with deep passion

RMadd · 11-18-2004, 04:01 PM

to not procrastinate so that you're working on a paper until 6 am the morning it's due so that you oversleep and miss both the class before and the one the paper's due in

fluttergirl · 11-18-2004, 04:20 PM

my best papers have been written at six in the morning

when you give blood, and the lady tells you to stay and sit for awhile, do it

Xterminator27 · 11-18-2004, 04:32 PM

I learned that when you take a shit and clog the toilet, your fucked

JulieCitySlicker · 11-18-2004, 05:15 PM

LMAO@X

I was just informed that I'm gonna friggen overdrawl on my bank account

GRRR!!!!

jarofsap · 11-18-2004, 05:22 PM

I learned that William Shakespear apparently wrote a few of the chapters in the King James version of the Bible.

JulieCitySlicker · 11-18-2004, 09:54 PM

Quote: (Originally Posted by JulieCitySlicker) LMAO@X

I was just informed that I'm gonna friggen overdrawl on my bank account

GRRR!!!!

My brother is awesome

He just transferred $30 to my account,so now my account hopefully won't overdrawl!

Torn Daredevil · 11-18-2004, 10:19 PM

I learned that Jessica Simpson is a dumbass... wait... I've known that for a long time!

RMadd · 11-19-2004, 12:54 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Xterminator27) I learned that when you take a shit and clog the toilet, your fucked

i know what that's like!

Trimontana · 11-19-2004, 02:38 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Hellboy) I learned that Jessica Simpson is a dumbass... wait... I've known that for a long time!

JulieCitySlicker · 11-19-2004, 08:53 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Hellboy) I learned that Jessica Simpson is a dumbass... wait... I've known that for a long time!

I don't like her either

Torn Daredevil · 11-19-2004, 09:57 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by JulieCitySlicker) I don't like her either

She is really hot though! I'll give her that!

RMadd · 11-19-2004, 10:32 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Hellboy) She is really hot though! I'll give her that!

them's is tig o' bitties

Trimontana · 11-19-2004, 10:35 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd)

them's is tig o' bitties

11-18-2004, 01:49 PM	#1
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	The "What did you learn today?" Thread! I learned all kinds of good stuff in my psych class today. 1) The top selling brands of cigarettes in prisons are Malboro, Camel, and Newport bacause since many of their products don't have filters, so prisoners die faster. 2) Some prisons don't allow filtered cigarettes because inmates use the filters for their hooch. 3) They can brew the hooch in their toilets. 4) Only 14 people in the world know Coca-Cola's secret recipe. And if they every break their vow of secrecy and tell the secret formula, they can go to jail for corporate espianage. 5) Hampsters can control their water expulsion so they can pee a paste-like substance, so they are able to withold water and stay hydrated. What did *you* learn? H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"

11-18-2004, 02:43 PM	#2
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	I learned that I really,really,hate rain with deep passion __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

11-18-2004, 04:01 PM	#3
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	to not procrastinate so that you're working on a paper until 6 am the morning it's due so that you oversleep and miss both the class before and the one the paper's due in __________________

11-18-2004, 04:20 PM	#4
fluttergirl USER INFO » Status: Blue Collar Posts: 650 Joined: Sep 2004 Currently: Offline	my best papers have been written at six in the morning when you give blood, and the lady tells you to stay and sit for awhile, do it __________________ -Amber "A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself." -Ferris Bueller

11-18-2004, 04:32 PM	#5
Xterminator27 USER INFO » Status: Said Eyes Posts: 4,314 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	I learned that when you take a shit and clog the toilet, your fucked __________________ If life gives you lemons, Then shut the hell up and eat your damn lemons! BUY MY MERCHANDISE http://www.cafepress.com/xterminator27

11-18-2004, 05:15 PM	#6
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	LMAO@X I was just informed that I'm gonna friggen overdrawl on my bank account GRRR!!!! __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

11-18-2004, 05:22 PM	#7
jarofsap USER INFO » Status: Silence Speaks Posts: 66 Joined: May 2004 Currently: Offline	I learned that William Shakespear apparently wrote a few of the chapters in the King James version of the Bible. __________________ What I see is unreal I've written my own part Eat of the apple, so young I'm crawling back to start - Layne Staley (Rotten Apple)

11-18-2004, 09:54 PM	#8
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by JulieCitySlicker) LMAO@X I was just informed that I'm gonna friggen overdrawl on my bank account GRRR!!!! My brother is awesome He just transferred $30 to my account,so now my account hopefully won't overdrawl! __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

11-18-2004, 10:19 PM	#9
Torn Daredevil USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 753 Joined: Apr 2004 Currently: Offline	I learned that Jessica Simpson is a dumbass... wait... I've known that for a long time!

11-19-2004, 12:54 AM	#10
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Xterminator27) I learned that when you take a shit and clog the toilet, your fucked i know what that's like! __________________

11-19-2004, 02:38 AM	#11
Trimontana USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,145 Joined: Oct 2004 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Hellboy) I learned that Jessica Simpson is a dumbass... wait... I've known that for a long time!

11-19-2004, 08:53 AM	#12
JulieCitySlicker USER INFO » Status: Taken Higher Posts: 15,310 Joined: Oct 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Hellboy) I learned that Jessica Simpson is a dumbass... wait... I've known that for a long time! I don't like her either __________________ Oh I'm a wandering soul I'm still walking the line that leads me home alone All I know I still got mountains to climb on my own Enough To Let Me Go-Switchfoot

11-19-2004, 09:57 AM	#13
Torn Daredevil USER INFO » Status: INK'ed Posts: 753 Joined: Apr 2004 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by JulieCitySlicker) I don't like her either She is really hot though! I'll give her that!

11-19-2004, 10:32 AM	#14
RMadd USER INFO » Status: Found The Real Posts: 10,546 Joined: Aug 2003 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Hellboy) She is really hot though! I'll give her that! them's is tig o' bitties __________________

11-19-2004, 10:35 AM	#15
Trimontana USER INFO » Status: Bound and Tied Posts: 2,145 Joined: Oct 2004 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by RMadd) them's is tig o' bitties

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