hello Danoz Direct how may i help you?
hi i would like one of those electronic shavers with the vibrating blade
oh sir we don't sell those types of things, "sex city" on 1900..
(interupts) no i want a shaver not a vibrator
(laughing) oh yes sir no problems i'm very sorry
that's okay do you need my credit card number?
yes (gives number)
oh you are mark tremonti creed guitarist right
uh yeah
can i get an autograph for my wife, she's a big fan?
yeah sure no problem what's her name?
Mandy
i'm sorry sir your credit card is maxed out
MAXED OUT? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? WHO"S YOUR MANAGER?
