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That's NOT how it went. See, here's what happened. Adam and Eve had just finihed up a hot afternoon love making session, when God popped in for a visit. He found Adam sitting on the ground, leaning up against an apple tree, with a cigaret and a smile. There was also some kind of snake up in the tree, looking down, also with a big shit eatin' grin.
GOD: "You look happy as a lark today, Adam. So where's Eve anyway?
ADAM: "Ah, we just did the nasty, and now she's gone down to the river to wash up."
GOD: "Oh, no! Now the FISH are gonna smell that way!"
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