[Xterminator27]

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?


no actually, you can mail the dorito company and they will send you a voucher for a prize for free.


Oh and there was a comercial for the game "guess Who" the cards were cartoons on the comercal and they were doing shit, at the end its like
"game cards do not actually talk"







On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

As of underwater use


The peanut bags are jokes made from teh company btw.

and you have no idea how many kids jump off roofs wearing superman capes thinking that they can fly