Run to the pineapples instead!
saw this article and couldn't help laugh and bring it over. Found it in an aussie newspaper......
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts. Sexlogist Piero Lorenzoni has categorised breast types according to fruits. Lorenzoni said a woman with "melon" breasts "likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom like sex".
He said men who want someone lively should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts, pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves," Lorenzoni said. Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni, like pineapples. Women with pineapple breasts are "intelligent, romantic and faithful."
Do I dare ask the ladies to name the fruit they are carrying on their chests? LMAO jk its funny what people are paid to research.........