A friend e-mailed me these. Thought you may like them.
Question: What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Answer: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but you can't beat a blowjob.
Question: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Answer: So men can be open minded.
Question: What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Question: What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Question: What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Question: What are the only three words needed to ruin a man's ego?
Answer: "Is it in?"
Question: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Question: How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
Answer: One of his fingers is clean.
Question: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer: Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Question: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
H-D 