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Higher_Desire · 03-24-2004, 07:37 PM

I was reading an article in FHM today, and found out that my love interest, Keira Knightley, is the #2 most eligible bachelorette in the world. So in honor of her work in Pirates of the Caribbean, today's line of jokes is dedicated to PIRATES!

Question: What is a pirate's second favorite mode of transportation?
Answer: The CaRRRRRRRRRRR

Question: How does a pirate travel at night?
Answer By the StaRRRRRRRRRRRRRs

Question: How long is a pirate's voyage?
Answer: Very very FaRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Question: What is a pirate's favorite month to sail?
Answer: MaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRch

Question: Where does a pirate go to drown his sorrows?
Answer: To the BaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Question: What was the pirate's golf score?
Answer: Six under PaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Question: How did the pirate quit smoking?
Answer: He used the "Patch"

Question: Why did the pirate's phone keep beeping?
Answer: He left it off the "Hook"

H-D

03-24-2004, 07:37 PM	#66
Higher_Desire USER INFO » Status: Found Peace Posts: 8,631 Joined: Apr 2003 Currently: Offline	I was reading an article in FHM today, and found out that my love interest, Keira Knightley, is the #2 most eligible bachelorette in the world. So in honor of her work in Pirates of the Caribbean, today's line of jokes is dedicated to PIRATES! Question: What is a pirate's second favorite mode of transportation? Answer: The CaRRRRRRRRRRR Question: How does a pirate travel at night? Answer By the StaRRRRRRRRRRRRRs Question: How long is a pirate's voyage? Answer: Very very FaRRRRRRRRRRRRR Question: What is a pirate's favorite month to sail? Answer: MaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRch Question: Where does a pirate go to drown his sorrows? Answer: To the BaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Question: What was the pirate's golf score? Answer: Six under PaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Question: How did the pirate quit smoking? Answer: He used the "Patch" Question: Why did the pirate's phone keep beeping? Answer: He left it off the "Hook" H-D __________________ Today I'm gonna try a little harder Gonna make every minute last longer Gonna learn to forgive and forget 'Cause we don't have long Gonna make the most of it Today I'm gonna love my enemies Reach out to somebody who needs me Make a change, make the world a better place 'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late --lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet from their new album "Awake"