Dogs are like......
Sandbars - The look like they are deep in the water, but are really shallow.
Rabid Mice - Innocent from the untrained eye, killers in real life.
Watermelon Milkshakes - They look like strawberry flavor, but taste like shit.
Caps Lock key - you always hit it and it looks like your yelling
Creedfeed.com - Has only one true master, King X
Guitars - You play with them like a real man, and then they break and cost hundreds of dollars.
Empty Pop Cans - Get in your way when your to lazy to throw them out.
Those little umbrellas that go in your drinks - Mayby cute, but pointless.
Dust Fleas, - they can jump pritty high
Sountern arabian yellow Koala bears - Most likely the coolest animal alive if it existed.
Giant man-eating sloths - Mayby extinc now, but if they were still alive, you would be PWNED by their attacking forarms
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