Here's one for ya:
If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long. A real homeless person is to hungry to be funny.
If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick.
If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick.
Nobody goes to Hooters for wings.
If you've been dating a guy for 4 months, and you haven't met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.
H-D 
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Today I'm gonna try a little harder
Gonna make every minute last longer
Gonna learn to forgive and forget
'Cause we don't have long
Gonna make the most of it
Today I'm gonna love my enemies
Reach out to somebody who needs me
Make a change, make the world a better place
'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late
--lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet
from their new album "Awake"
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