[aussiecreeder]

Quote: (Originally Posted by TeriB19)

You'll be wearing that beer sooner than you think. 'Cuz I got friends in low places .

What other chauvnistic stuff can I say to get me into trouble? oh i know.....lol. Why didn't God create Eve first? Cause he didn't need someone telling him how to improve his creation!

"Oh Lord you've got all the colours wrong in this garden, too much green".
"Oh Lord does my bum look big in these fig leaves?"
"Oh Lord whenever I try to talk to this man you've given me, he just grunts and then he wants some when he comes home from naming the animals."