Theres something wrong with your Dad. Just kidding.
But that is quite mad to like NZ weather better than Ozy. But as we all know, NZ does rock more than Ozy. Isn't that right Michael?
*Yes, that's right Hayley, your majesty* Exxccceeeellllaant.
MUAHAHAHA
Ahh I'm really lovin' these beaches!
Oh trust me, my massages are verrrrryyyy enjoyable, my hands are magical they will take your aches and pains away in a second!
And oh yes ... that's SUNBLOCK!
Suuure! NO MEAT!! Ahahah I could get used to that.