no this thread will not answer what came first the chicken or the egg? neither will it tell if God is dead. instead there are much bigger questions......
1.Why does Iceland have a mild climate while Greenland is covered with ice and makes Alaska look like Florida?
In history, green was white and white was green.
2.Did Adam and Eve have navals?
guess not... but you never know, ask the CIA
3.Why does Adam cop all the blame for the first sin? Wasen't his wife who did it first? Is it all part of a feminist conspiracy to get rid of men forever?
Feminist conspriacy's piss me off!
4.If Adam went fishing instead of talking to his wife would the world be a better place?
no, we'd all be fishing now instead of talking to our wifes how she shouldn't buy that couch with the last money you have for groceries (don't mind spelling) and other life supplies.
5.Why do women go to the toilet in pairs?
they're women, what more to say?
6.Why do they go shopping and not buy anything?
see above.
7.Why won't Lindsay Lohan return my calls, emails or agree to go on that date?
who in godsname is Lindsay Lohan
P.S. did ya miss me ppl? i havn't been around in a long time...
