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Old 09-01-2006, 09:06 AM   #7585
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Re: Random Thoughts

Yolanda: This place? A coffee shop?
Pumpkin: Why not? Nobody ever robs restaurants. Bars, liquor stores,
gas stations... you get your head blown off sticking up one of them.
Restaurants on the other hand, you catch with their pants down.
They're not expecting to get robbed. Not as expectant anyway.
Yolanda: I bet you could cut down on the hero factor in a place like
this.
Pumpkin: Right, just like banks, these places are insured. Manager?
He don't give a fuck. He just wants to get you out the door before
you start plugging the diners. Waitresses? Fucking forget it! No way
they're taking a bullet for the register. Busboys? Some wetback
getting paid a dollar-fifty an hour, really give a fuck you're
stealing from the owner? See, I got the idea, last liquor store we
held up, all the customers kept coming in?
Yolanda: Yeah.
Pumpkin: And you got the idea of taking their wallets. Now that was
a good idea.
Yolanda: Thank you.
Pumpkin: Made more from the wallets than we did from the register.
Yolanda: Yes, we did.
Pumpkin: A lot of customers come into a restaurant.
Yolanda: A lot of wallets.
Pumpkin: Pretty smart, eh?
Yolanda: Pretty smart.
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