Hehe, please, add your poems of valentine anguish to my
thread of bitterness, LMAO
Here are some that me and a friend just made up, hehe
roses are red, and violets are blue
the colors your face goes while I'm choking you
its valentines day and u have left but i will not shed a tear
cos the money i saved not buying a gift i can spend on a keg of beer!
valentines day, is a time in the year, when couples can rejoice
but if one forgets, no action they'll will get, so they really have no choice
sorry
on we go:
Your eyes are like pools..........of seweridge!
Me:This valentines day I am feelin so blue
cos the only one keeping me comp'ny is you
Him: well you shouldn't feel bad honey really it's true
coz you really don't need me when theres you, you and you...
but heaven is sweetness and sugar and care,
plus I know now I'm dead thank god, you won't be there...
on this valentines day dear it must be said
that I hate U 4ever and wish u were dead
roses are red and violets are blue,
Id rather be tongued by an ape in a zoo!
oh my hearts full of daggers but what can you do,
like a fart in the morning I'll soon forget you...
roses are red, violets are blue,
sorry bout the timing, but I'm dumping you
Happy Hallmark
International Cruelty
To Singles Day!