[Alter Shredder]

Well we have some fairly serious threads going on right now so I felt like we could all use a little lightening of the mood. I would like to hear some funny stories, can be of yourself or others you have heard or read.

The first one I have is from my grandfather. My grandfather was a regional vp for AMOCO a few years back. He was in a meeting with all the vps, and upper executives. A man we shall call "Howard" was looking a little uneasy for the first hour of the meeting. He then slowly worked from his chair to the window. He claimed he needed fresh air so he opened the window and leaned against the windo sill. all of the sudden a very loud noise was heard. Everyone knew what Howard had done. THe room became silent and the CEO kept going only pausing long enough to say "Thanks for your support Howard." My grandfather said the room became like a bunch of schoolboys. Everyone lost it and they had to postpone for many hours.