[aussiecreeder]

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces
of female hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of
beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became emotional, and
couldn't drive.

No further testing is planned.


One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices
Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket.
So.. he decided to go down & get some.

So after he had done the deed, he flew away. Then Wonderwoman
got up and said "What was THAT?" And the invisible man said "I
don't know... but my butt sure hurts."