America decides to attack Australia after Nicole Kidman wins one too many Oscar nominations. 10,000 troops land in Vienna when George W.Bush finally realises and utters "Oh Vienna is in Austria"!
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She never told a lie,
Well, might of told a lie.
But never lived one.
Didn’t have a life.
Didn’t have a life.
But surely saved one.
Alright, now it’s time for us to let you go.
Tool
Wings for Marie
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