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Thought of a couple of more....
Are you on crack?
Are you all right? (As in are you nuts?)
Get a clue...buy one if you have to
Your elevator doesn't quite reach the top
The light is on but nobody's home
He's out there where the buses don't run
He doesn't have all four wheels on the road
She's on transmit but not receive
He's wired for sound
Oh, and for you older folks:
He's so cheap he wouldn't pay a nickel to see the buffalo sh**.
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Silly monkeys give them thumbs
they make a club and beat their brother down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
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