It's so much easier for a guy to piss into a cup, they just stick it in and away they go, for us girls it's sit on it, aim, and hope that you don't pee over the side. 
Congratulations on the job, Alisha, I hope it goes well, I hope I can get a job next year. 
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'See the world in Green and Blue
Aotearoa right in front of you.
See the land of the long white cloud
Cape Reinga, to the fiords in the south.
Harbour lights in the City of Sails
Aroha, the love that never fails
See the bird with the leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colours came out.'
- Beautiful Day, Auckland, NZ - 24 Nov 2006
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