[Mulletman]

Dave Chapelle rules!!!!

"Women are like refrigerators, they are sixe feet tall, weigh about 600lbs.... Actually women are like a beer. they are small, round, smell great, taste great, AND YOU'D STEP OVER YOUR OWN MOTHER JUST TO GET ONE! but you can't just have one woman, you need another, and another, and another, and another....."

- Homer Simpson



"Oh my God, lesbians!!!"

"I found a dildo!!! Woo hooo, dildo! dildo! dildo! dildo!"

- Stifler



"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Not you, you're cool, Fuck you, dog... I quit!"

- Half Baked




I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

- Ferris Bueller

"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

- Ferris Bueller

Ferris Bueller: We can't pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit.
Cameron Frye: Not a piece of shit.
Ferris Bueller: It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours.



Cameron Frye: The 1961 Ferrari, two-fifty GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion . . .
Ferris Bueller: It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

Cameron Frye: Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.
Ferris Bueller: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.



Ahem, no no, THIS is the greatest movie EVER!