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Old 08-21-2005, 09:35 PM   #1
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Sd#246

Sunday Dispatch #246

I keep my eyes wide open all the time.
~Johnny Cash


A traveler encountered a guru on the road and asked him, "Are you a deity?'

The guru said no.

"Are you a prophet?"

The guru said no.

Exasperated, the traveler asked, "Then what are you?"

The guru answered, "I'm awake."
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