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I will survive
I took this from a friend;
AT 1ST i WAS AFRAiD..i WAS PETRiFiED
WEN U SAiD U HAD 10 iNCHES..LORD i ALMOST DiED!
BUT iD SPENT SO MANY YRS JUST WAiTiNG 4 A MAN THAT LONG
THAT i GREW STRONG & i KNEW THAT i COULD TAKE U ON..
BUT THERE U R..
ANOTHER LiE
i WAS READY 4 A BiG MAC & U'VE BOUGHT ME A FRENCH FRY!
i SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT iT WAS BULLSHYT..
JUST A SAD PATHETiC DREAM
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS NO ANACONDA
LURKiNG iN THOSE JEANSS!
GO ON..NOW GO..WALK OUT THE DOOR
DONT U PROMiSE ME 10 iNCHES..
THEN ONLY TURN UP WiTH 4!!
WERENT U A BRAT 2 THiNK i WOULDNT RAT?
DONT U KNO WERE ONLY JOKiN
WEN WE SAY SiZE DOESNT COUNT?!
i WiLL SURViVE
i WiLL SURViVE
CUZ AS LONG AS i HAVE BATTERiES
MY SEX LiFE'S GONNA THRiVE!!
iT TOOK ALL MY SELF CONTROL NOT 2 LAUGH OUT LOUD
WEN i SAW UR LiL WEiNER..STANDiN TALL & PROUD
BUT 2 HELL WiT ALL UR EGOS
& 2 HELL WiT ALL UR NEEDS
NOW iM SAViN ALL MY LOViN
4 A CORDLESS MULTiiSPEEDD!!
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 Intellectial Giant (Social Outcast)
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