[JenRN]

Ok I am quite the prankster but this was the best for me! It was my first job as an RN, and I was here in Virginia. I worked at this small rural hopsital, only 80 beds. I worked the 3-11 shift and there was this security guard that always picked on me. He was a state cop and he thought he was the cats meow. Anyways he would put fake spiders in my med cart, pull me over in his cop car when I was not speeding etc.... So I decided to get his ass good!!! LOL...... It was the job of the security people to take the dead bodies to the morgue after a patient dies. So I took another nurse and put him in the body bag and placed him on the stretcher to go to the morgue. I called Jimmy the guard and told him I had a body for him to get. Me and the other nurse had it planned that when I coughed it was his cue.... SO........ Jimmy came and got the "body" and started down the hall with it. He got about 20 feet down the hall and I coughed. The nurse sat straight up on the stretcher still in the body bag, and started to move his hands. Jimmy was so scared and startled he PISSED HIS PANTS!!!!!! He literally pissed his entire pants, and screamed like a little girl. I laughed my ass off so damn hard, they still talk about it down there.