unlike my previous joke? i'm sucker for punishment but another one lol.....
a guy walks into a bar and saids "i want to buy a drink and you can have one, so can this guy and this over here and even you at the bar". at closing time the barman informs this guy that he owes $564.20. "but i don't have money pleads the man". the barman then proceeds to take this clown out the back and beat him to a bloody pulp and tells him never to come back again. about a week later the same guy comes back and saids "i want to buy a drink and you can have one, so can this guy and this over here....the barman interupts and saids "and let me guess i can have one as well"? the man replies "no you get too violet when you have a drink"!
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She never told a lie,
Well, might of told a lie.
But never lived one.
Didn’t have a life.
Didn’t have a life.
But surely saved one.
Alright, now it’s time for us to let you go.
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Wings for Marie
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