My idiot cat (The Pinhead) had tree sap on her head. I was wondering why her whiskers above her eyes were sticking together, then I realized, she's been drinking the water out of the Christmas tree stand. Knucklehead has sticky whiskers.
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MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous.
SP: Actually, we are setting that up.
MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.