i know i might be a day or 2 late, but i've got a pirate joke...
this pirate shows up at a party, rings the doorbell. the hostess comes to the door to let him in, only to notice he has a steering wheel attached near his genitalia. the hostess asks him why he has a steering wheel attached there, if it's the least bit annoying; he replies "arrrrrrrr.... it's driving me nuts!"
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