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TeriB19 · 11-25-2004, 10:47 AM

Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Reverend Colin or Reverend H-D.

This is no joke. I have recieved ordination as a Minister with Universal Ministries. I now have the authority to leagally marry couples until death, baptize, start my own church, preside over religious gatherings and funerals, and even grant full pardons from sin. That and more. I can do it all. And yes, I have a certificate.

May God be with you.

Reverend H-D

You'll pardon the expression, but HOLY SHIT!!! Bless ya, Rev!

11-25-2004, 10:47 AM	#2
TeriB19 Forum Diplomat USER INFO » Status: Saving Grace Posts: 12,439 Joined: Sep 2002 Currently: Offline	Quote: (Originally Posted by Higher_Desire) Reverend Colin or Reverend H-D. This is no joke. I have recieved ordination as a Minister with Universal Ministries. I now have the authority to leagally marry couples until death, baptize, start my own church, preside over religious gatherings and funerals, and even grant full pardons from sin. That and more. I can do it all. And yes, I have a certificate. May God be with you. Reverend H-D You'll pardon the expression, but HOLY SHIT!!! Bless ya, Rev! __________________ MK: We're never gonna have the Super Bowl of Scott Stapp vs. Myles Kennedy in a sing-off - it's ridiculous. SP: Actually, we are setting that up. MT: It was in your contract when you signed up with us.