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I now wish to be addressed as...
Reverend Colin or Reverend H-D. 
This is no joke. I have recieved ordination as a Minister with Universal Ministries. I now have the authority to leagally marry couples until death, baptize, start my own church, preside over religious gatherings and funerals, and even grant full pardons from sin. That and more. I can do it all. And yes, I have a certificate.
 May God be with you.
Reverend H-D 
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Today I'm gonna try a little harder
Gonna make every minute last longer
Gonna learn to forgive and forget
'Cause we don't have long
Gonna make the most of it
Today I'm gonna love my enemies
Reach out to somebody who needs me
Make a change, make the world a better place
'Cause tomorrow could be one day too late
--lyrics from "One Day Too Late" by Skillet
from their new album "Awake"
Last edited by Higher_Desire : 11-24-2004 at 09:02 PM.
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